What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 19:38
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Analyst sets date when Nvidia stock will hit $200 - Finbold
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
10 candidates who could fill the Dallas Stars’ head coaching vacancy - Dallas News
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
So they tried
ADA Issues New MASLD Guidelines - Medscape
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Trumpworld Is Fighting Over ‘Official’ Crypto Wallet - WIRED
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable